The book is a humor/farce fiction book about a private investigator
who is hired by a New York ad agency to find a missing presentation.
Although this is a (supposedly) funny, I think it would be funny to
have serious looking cover considering all the title and some of the
I don’t want just one image that bleeds all the way across the back.
I am looking for a cover design and then a back and a spine design.
Things that would interest me in the cover:
A portfolio case (a photo is provided), boardroom (of an office),
anything related to an advertising agency.
Something funny (that may happen in an office)
Things that would turn me OFF:
Most things that have to do with classic private investigator stuff
like: magnify glass, finger print, trenchant, fedora, etc.
The cover should be easily to read the title at a thumbnail size, like
Front over text:
How Red Burtley Saves Furtz & Farlane Advertising
Book One of The Madison Avenue Trilogy (put a top)
A Novel by Chase Watchman
Back cover text:
I tried again to get my tender, sweet delicious ass between those two
bookcases, but it just wouldn’t fit. Honest, it wouldn’t. I took
off my belt because it was getting in the way. It kept catching onto
one of the bookcases. I tried again, but I was still having trouble. I
then took off my shirt to see if that would help. Penis Pete taught me
that trick. He said, “If you’re ever in a situation where having
all of your clothes on isn’t getting you anywhere, try taking some
things off.” That was some good advice Penis Pete had, better than,
“Save time and hassle at the doctor’s office by sitting in the
waiting room fully naked. That way you’re ready when they call
Extra text (either front or back):
A classic mystery. Not one fart joke.